GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's discuss about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a comic book. An